New Eclipse stills!

30 03 2010

Dearest Twihards,

We have some new Eclipse stills!

Photo: Kimberly French (c) Summit Ent. 2010

So let’s talk about what’s going on in the picture above. First of all, as many have noted – Jasper’s hair (at least, I THINK that’s Jasper…it’s so hard to tell with him looking all girly like that) has managed to get WORSE. Who even knew that was possible??? I’m afraid to see what it looks like by the time we get to Breaking Dawn. I KNOW the real Alice wouldn’t let him get away with a ‘do like that…

On another note, what scene do you think this is? The fight with the newborns? Is that why they’re all color-coordinated? Like team jerseys? If so, do the wolves have blue doggie jerseys? Aww 🙂 Or maybe this is just David Slade paying homage to Cathy’s (over)usage of the color blue (on EVERYthing) in the first film. Who knows? I’m not going to ask him. Dude’s scary.

Photo: Kimberly French (c) Summit

Nooooow we’re talkin’ 🙂 We all know what scene this is – the Legends of the Bonfire (lolz jk). Look at Taycob gettin’ all serious about his wolfy heritage. Boy looks hotttt. Kristen, on the other hand…what is UP with the hair in this movie?! Check out that wacko hairline. Poor Kristen, we know it’s not your fault. Other than that though, you look beautiful babe. I’d kill for skin that clear. She looks a little revolted though…you think Paul just swallowed a cow whole? (And live? Ew.)

What I don’t know is how the girl is resisting grabbing onto that musclebound hunk of man-arm RIGHT BESIDE her shoulder. Willpower.

Photo: Kimberly French (c) Summit

AHA FINALLY – GREAT HAIR! Seriously, everyone in this scene has it going ON upstairs. Kristen has no wacky hairlines, Rob’s little perfectly coiffed curl sticking out front (no that’s not a euphemism) and Taylor…well, now that they stopped using that godawful wig, he’s pretty much good to go. Question though – is Kristen really THAT much smaller than BOTH of them? Or do they have TayTay standing on a box? ‘Cause the KStew looks friggin’ TINY in this pic! So, now, what scene is this? Edward looks a little pissed…Kristen looks wide-eyed (what a shock) and Taycob looks…like the sun’s in his eyes lol (Or maybe he got blinded by Edward’s sparkles ;-)). Looks like they’re outside of Bella’s house. I want to say that it’s the “Sounds about right, pup” scene, BUT Bella isn’t clutching her hand from werewolf-punching (really, why would you punch something that fine? Why? You can kiss me any time, honey. …though I will admit that seeing Kristen punch Taylor is going to be EPIC.) I’m drawing a blank. Help me out guys – what scene do you think this is?

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Is it June yet?



Happy Taylor-is-Finally-Legal-in-All-50-States Day!

11 02 2010

Well Taylor, the long-awaited day has arrived. It’s probably seemed longer to many of us than it has to you. I hope you’re hiding in a bunker somewhere, because you and your virtue are in serious danger today, my dear boy. If you thought things were bad BEFORE (with Twilight MOMS asking you to sign their Team Taylor thongs – for anyone who missed this EPIC story, you can watch it here, it starts about 2 minutes in) you’re in for a hell of a ride (that’swhatshesaid) now. You’re really going to have to get over this aversion to being a sex symbol, cause I have news for you boy – you are sexyashell. The only thing that’s prevented your being jumped in the streets up to this point has been Chris Hansen and his threatening lovely TV show “To Catch a Predator.” I’m not even 25 yet and you’ve making me feel like a cougar, kiddo. But no more. I (and the rest of the fandom) can lust after you openly. Maybe TSwift will come crawling back now that she’ll no longer be risking jail time and a mug shot on Dateline NBC. I hope you’re taking some precautions today. Maybe Obama will lend you his Secret Service agents. I think you’ll probably need the protection more than he does. I’m glad you’ve reached this milestone, and just in time for me to see Valentine’s Day and ogle you in your Prom King glory. I can also order that lovely ALA poster than I’ve been hankering after for ages, but haven’t bought because it would have made me feel like a creeper to have an underage boy hanging on my wall. Hell, I might even by myself one of those infamous thongs. Brace yourself, my boy. I suspect this is the only beginning for you.

In honor of your special day, we have some smokin’ hot, sexy as hell, droolworthy, sex eyes, ogle-able photos of you that we can stare at for hours without feeling dirty (at least in a bad way) for the FIRST TIME EVER.

With lots of lust love,

My Never

One of my favorite pics, even though he's clothed.

Sweet Baby Jesus

It must have been cold that day...

...bloody hell

Boy knows how to work a suit



Straight up gangsta, yo

I like.the.leather. Holy hell.

And more leather

I'm sorry, but if this doesn't say "f*ck me?" nothing does. And the answer is yessss.

I wonder if he could bench press me.

Ay Dios Mio

Hot damn.

The best part of the SNL escapade: Those panty-dropping pictures.

Wet T-Shirt Contest World Champion

Yes, Please.

Either he just drank chocolate milk, or that's a 'stache.

Umm…I think I need to go take a cold shower or something. Whew.

Parodies Part 3

19 11 2009

LESS THAN 24 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Moon quote-of-the-day: “Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.” –Edward, Chapter 23

To tide you over till then, I bring you another installment of parodies from my new favorite site Take180.

But first, the hilarious Moviefone Unscripted interview with TLaut, RPattz, and Chris Weitz:

And, a hilarious UNCENSORED (Warning – tons of cursing) interview with the New Moon cast:

Now, on to the parodies. I should warn you, these parodies are different than the usual ones – they parody the actors. This is not a hater post – but let’s face it, we all know Rob’s hair is crazy, Taylor’s six-pack has taken on a life of its own, and Kristen stutters. It’s a fact of life in the Twilight world, so I think we can poke some good-natured fun at them.

Tom Cruise auditions for New Moon:

Taylor’s abs speak for themselves:

KStew discusses her special style of acting:

Rob talks about The Hair:

Rob talks about driving women wild:

And, finally, about letting his sisters dress him up as “Claudia” (which is a true story, btw):

Remember to practice your deep breathing exercises in these final hours! The day has come at last! Prepare to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


My Never

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Videos, Videos and more Videos!

17 11 2009

2 Days!!!!

New Moon quote-of-the-day: “It will be as if I’d never existed.” –Edward, Chapter 2 (and everyone’s heart breaks simultaneously)

UPDATE: More Access Hollywood interviews are available here. (Including Peter Facinelli and his wife acting out New Moon with the New Moon barbies….yeah lol)

Last night was the Hollywood premiere of NEW MOON!!!! Here are some videos from last night:

Rob interview with Access Hollywood:

Access Hollywood with Taylor (which was hilarious, I might add):

The KStew with Access Hollywood:

A REALLY sweet and touching moment with RPattz & a fan:

Rob answering the cookie question & another question about the film:

Jamie Campbell Bower on the red carpet:

(Shoutout to the Twilight Facebook and The Twilight Guy for the vid!)

And, of course, our goddess, the one and only Stephenie Meyer, rockin’ it on the red carpet:

(Again, shoutout to Twilight Facebook & The Twilight Guy!)

(Yesssss, there *needs* to be some Blue October on the soundtracks! Justin Furstenfeld is a god!)

Yesterday was also a day of TV appearances:

TLaut on Leno (EPIC): (Part 2 also features new New Moon footage!)

Dakota Fanning on Ellen: (She gets the bejeezes scared out of her by…what else? A vampire LOL):

Stephenie also posted the answers to some fan questions about New Moon on her site! I HIGHLY recommend you read them! Steph is amazing and hilarious! Plus, she talks Midnight Sun!

You can also watch extra footage from her Oprah interview from Friday here.

I still need to do my Cullen Lovin’ post for Carlisle and Esme! Let me know why you love them!

2 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Never

PS – As always, follow on Twitter!

PPS – I found some more parodies! Keep an eye out for them sometime this week!

Scream Awards

28 10 2009

As I’m sure many of you know, the Spike TV Scream Awards aired last night. Here’s a recap:

Twilight” won for Best Fantasy Film

Robert Pattinson won for Best Fantasy Actor

Kristen Stewart won for Best Fantasy Actress

Taylor Lautner won for Best Male Breakout Performance


Here’s some footage from the show:

Taylor accepting Best Fantasy Movie for “Twilight”:

Behind-the-scenes werewolf action:

TLaut Interviews from Scream Awards:

Some delicious TLaut pics from the show:

So what did you guys think of last night’s show? Any favorite moments? Talk about it in the comments and be sure to follow on Twitter!

Screamingly yours,

My Never

PS – Check out the EXTENDED Kiss Me Scene from “New Moon”!

PPS – 23 Days!!!

Team TayTay?

27 10 2009

So, while the post I mentioned via Twitter isn’t quite ready yet, I thought I’d catch you guys up on some news that’s taking the TwiWorld by storm – Taylor Lautner + Taylor Swift = <3??? No confirmation, but they sure to seem to be spending a lot of time together these days. And TLaut is definitely groupie-ing it up, following TSwift around on tour.

Red Flag Number 1:

I love how the guys sitting next to Taylor #1 (TLaut) keep looking at him every 5 minutes like they’re fangirls and T#1 just keeps his eyes on Taylor #2 (TSwift) like there aren’t a million fans and a camera staring at him. Plus, the screeeeeeams when T#2 hugs T#1 are pretty epic. I think T#1 might have blushed a little bit 😉

Red Flag Number 2:

Hockey Game

Here we have Tays #1 & 2 at a hockey game on Sunday. Look, they’re even color coordinated! 🙂 The look on Tay#1’s face is pretty priceless.

Red Flag Number 3:



Here we have Ts#1&2 heading into a hotel before the game. Yes, that sounds dirty, but Iwould like to think their POSSIBLE romance is still in its early, innocent stages. Call me old-fashioned.

Then, of course, there are the pictures from the set of the movie “Valentine’s Day” of the two Tays sharing a smooch.

Valentine's Day

But, keep in mind this is JUST a movie. On the other hand, this is how a lot of celeb romances get started. And they certainly seem to be enjoying themselves. You can see more pics from the set here.

And then there are the quotes:

According to RadarOnline, “the Twilight star admitt[ed] he had a crush on the teen queen while she revealed that kissing him on “Valentine’s Day” was ‘life changing’.”

And, in a recent interview, TSwift remarked, in reponse to a question about her “Twilight” team loyalties, “Well, see, I don’t know Rob Pattinson, so I would just by default, I’d be on Team Tay – I love him. He’s so cute!”

 She also talks about TLaut a little bit in this interview.

So what do you guys think? Are our favorite werewolf and teenage songbird a couple? I for one am torn – I’d hate to think TLaut is off the market (though it might keep me from going to jail…) but they really would make an ADORABLE couple. They’re both total sweethearts. Though I do fear that TLaut will become fodder for one of TSwift’s trademark maneater break-up songs should their romance go awry. Chime in with your thoughts in the comments and don’t forget to follow on Twitter!


My Never

PS – “Valentine’s Day” is set to hit theatres February 12, 2010. Also, you can go here for a video of poor TayTay wiping out on-set.


News Wrap

25 10 2009

With the release of “New Moon” fast approaching, the media coverage is getting more and more intense. So today I thought I’d do a wrap-up of the bits of news flying across the internet so that you diehard Twihards can spend less time scouring Google for news and more time watching that transformation clip over and over and over….

First things first – there are rumors flying that “New Moon” has been leaked in its entirety. From everything I’ve heard, this is not true. Don’t click the links because you’ll probably get a virus!!!

On a more exciting note, the “New Moon” cast is going on a promotional tour!!

The dates are as follows:

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON cast tour will visit the following mall locations:
November 6 – Hollywood & Highland Center (Los Angeles, CA) *
November 8 – Park Meadows (Denver, CO)
November 9 – Natick Collection (Boston, MA) *
November 9 –Mall Location TBD – Check for update (Chicago, IL) *
November 9 – Fair Oaks Mall (Washington, DC)
November 10 – Houston Galleria (Houston, TX)
November 11 – Mall of America (Minneapolis, MN) *
November 11 – Cherry Hill Mall (Philadelphia, PA) *
November 11 – Stonestown Galleria (San Francisco, CA)
November 12 – Mall of Georgia (Atlanta, GA)
November 12 – Westfield Southcenter (Seattle, WA) *
November 13 – Dadeland Mall (Miami, FL)
November 13 – Scottsdale Fashion Square (Phoenix, AZ)
November 14 – Fashion Place (Salt Lake City, UT) *
November 19 – Times Square (New York, NY)
*Denotes a performance by a band featured on THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON soundtrack.

For more information, click here.

Also, @Twilight has released the Eclipse title treatment via TwitPic!

Eclipse Title Treatment

@Twilight tweeted about a couple of “New Moon” contests!

The first is sponsored by Torrid and runs October 23-November 15. The grand prize is a trip to Forks!! Go here to enter!

The second is sponsored by Nordstrom and ends on November 2. The grand prize is a trip for you and a friend to the LA premiere of “New Moon” with the cast on November 16! Go here to enter!

And, as if enough footage hasn’t been released/leaked, some of the cast are set to premiere brand-new footage at MTV’s Halloween Fest on October 30th 9/8 central.

KStew, RPattz, TLaut, NReed, KLutz and AGreene are all scheduled to appear.

Speaking of released footage, some new TV spots debuted this week.

(Um, wtf is up with Edward’s face CRACKING?!)

According to David Slade’s twitter, filming on “Eclipse” has wrapped for several actors and “its getting a lot less crowded in Forks.”

He says all shooting should be complete in few days, but there’s still 8 months of post-production ahead. Among the actors heading home are Elizabeth Reaser (Esme), Anna Kendrick (Jessica) and Christian Serratos (Angela).

And, finally, for some eye candy head here and here for some TLaut and KLutz deliciousness 😉

Hope everyone is having a TwiTastic weekend! Head over to Twitter to follow and check out the awesome new background! And please comment on the blog post – I’d love to hear your thoughts!